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More conversations with potential husbands 

This may come as a shock to you, but the arranged marriage world is full of wise old owls waiting to share their wisdom with you, a naive baboon. Boys’ mothers shook their heads and clicked their tongues sadly, asking me how I was going to keep myself occupied if I married their sons and… Continue reading More conversations with potential husbands 

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Matchmaking Madness Pt 5 – Conversations with potential husbands

Ever since the circus that is my personal life opened up for business, people have been asking me to write about my experiences. My friends would ask me how my arranged marriage conversations were going, barely masking their glee when their question was followed by a sigh.  Today, I will indulge you monsters by telling… Continue reading Matchmaking Madness Pt 5 – Conversations with potential husbands

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Matchmaking Madness Pt. 4 – Matrimony Apps

Can you believe the younger generation uses dating apps to find love? Where have we gone wrong?! These kids are so harsh and full of judgement. They “swipe left” for such superficial reasons. If they can just get over this shallow thinking, they will find true happiness in the world of matrimony apps, where people… Continue reading Matchmaking Madness Pt. 4 – Matrimony Apps

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Matchmaking Madness Part 2: Elders’ Advice

Little known fact: Once you enter the marriage market, anyone who has successfully been married off is your elder. Your mother’s cousin’s daughter’s friend’s old classmate who is two years younger than you? She’s now qualified to give you advice.  Most of these lectures were spectacularly condescending. Against my will, I was buying into the… Continue reading Matchmaking Madness Part 2: Elders’ Advice

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Gilmore Girls – Unpopular Opinion #7: The Stupid Questions Edition

I didn’t watch a lot of TV growing up. I read, and begged my parents for new Barbie dolls – which I promptly decapitated. As an adult, I’ve discarded one of those two habits. So here I am, with some spare time and a gaping hole in my life where a hobby should be. That’s… Continue reading Gilmore Girls – Unpopular Opinion #7: The Stupid Questions Edition

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Gilmore Girls – Unpopular Opinion #6: Relatable Rory?!

Rory’s high school to college transition is the only thing about her I can relate to. I don’t think she peaked in high school, I think she just discovered the bottomless pool of distractions that is college life. When I was in school, I woke up before 7 every morning and exercised (even though I… Continue reading Gilmore Girls – Unpopular Opinion #6: Relatable Rory?!

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Gilmore Girls – Unpopular Opinion #5: Mini Rants

So far, you’ve dealt with just one terrible opinion at a time. You thought things were easy. What a shock for you. I have now decided it’s time to pelt you with take after take. Mostly because I take pleasure in your pain but also because these are way too short to have their own… Continue reading Gilmore Girls – Unpopular Opinion #5: Mini Rants