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Daily Wisdom from Bangalore’s Roads

“Any spot is a drop-off spot if you believe in yourself.” – Taxi Driver

“If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you. So when you go home crying, thank me for bullying you out of your lane.” – Bus Driver 

“Do one thing every day that scares you. Today, drive on a narrow one-way while I come charging at you from the wrong direction.” – Lorry Driver 

“Don’t wait for someone else to say you can. Not your boss, not your spouse, not the traffic lights.” – Car Driver 

“The real miracle is making a single friend who will stand by you when millions are against you. My miracle is this other guy on his scooter chatting with me in the middle of MG Road while the haters honk at us.” – Two-Wheeler Rider 

“Wisdom sometimes defies logic. This light will stay green for half a second and turn red for the next five minutes. Very soon you will be Master Oogway.” – Dude in charge of traffic lights 

“Exhale fear, inhale courage. And enough dust to have your lungs featured on cigarette packs.” – Pedestrian  

“Life is a journey, not a race. So come by in February 2035 and I will be reconstructed and ready for use.” – Roads 

“No.” – Auto Driver 

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