Sometimes, our enemies aren’t idiots whose favourite literature is the back of a cereal box. They’re a little too well-read, and it’s hard to insult them. But stay calm, for even they can be hit where it hurts. And today, I present to you some handy cards to burn the book-lovers.
You’re welcome. And next time, make enemies you can easily insult, okay?
Now this may surprise you, but I didn’t actually write these on a chalkboard. A weird combination of search terms threw this link at me.